AUTHOR: Demon Faith
SUMMARY: Carson. Rodney. Elevator.
NOTES: Lily said ‘Rodney and Carson in an elevator’, I said Five Minutes. Everybody wins.
“I can fix it...”
“You’re not fixing it. You’re breaking it.”
“You can’t even see what I’m doing!”
“I can hear you breaking it.”
“Rodney...”
“Let me do it.”
“You can’t even raise your hand – put the pressure back on! Have I taught you nothing, man?”
“Carson, if you break that crystal, the elevator will fall and we’ll...”
“I know, I know. Just switch them over, like this, and everything will...ah.”
“And now it’s dark. Congratulations.”
“I swear I picked the right one…”
“Well, you obviously didn’t, did you? Now we have to wait, and I’m claustrophobic. I’m claustrophobic! Carson, I’m going to die!”
“You’re not going to die, Rodney. Here – I’ll take your hand; it’s just a scratch.”
“We’re going to die, we’re going to die in this stuck elevator and...”
“Oh, be quiet!”
“Mmph!”
“Better?”
“Mm?”
“Good.”
“Mmmm...”
“There we go, all fixed, you’re fine...Doctor Beckett! Doctor McKay! I, uh, oh, I didn’t...I’m sorry...”
“That’s alright, son, these things happen. Thank you – we’d better get Rodney to the infirmary. Come along, Rodney.”
“You kissed me.”
“Yes.”
“Good.”